AMERICA, F**K YEAH! THE "TEAM AMERICA: WORLD POLICE" SING-A-LONG AND CURSE-A-THON!

Sunday, July 4th at 6:00 p.m.
Admission: $8.00 general; $6.00 Loft members
Freedom isn't free ... but it sure is funny.
Join your fellow Americans as we once again put the “F” back in freedom by singing and cursing along to the world's greatest, funniest and filthiest foul-mouthed American marionette musical of all time - TEAM AMERICA: WORLD POLICE ... THE UNRATED EDITION!
PLUS! Enjoy a pre-show SOUTH PARK SING-A-LONG, featuring some of your favorite f***ing musical numbers from the South Park gang, and grab a tasty FREEDOM DOG or UNCLE SAMBURGER off The Loft grill!
The Loft's Independence Day tradition returns when we host our fifth annual AMERICA, F**K YEAH! THE TEAM AMERICA: WORLD POLICE SING-A-LONG AND CURSE-A-THON! Celebrate the Fourth of July by singing and cursing along to the greatest, funniest and filthiest foul-mouthed American marionette musical of all time - TEAM AMERICA: WORLD POLICE, from South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Before the film, enjoy grilled FREEDOM DOGS or UNCLE SAMBURGERS, cold beer and patriotic doo-dads on The Loft patio before heading off to the fireworks celebration of your choice (no open flames are allowed inside the theater, pyro). In honor of our First Amendment freedoms, we'll be screening the unrated, uncensored and totally unabashed Director’s Cut of TEAM AMERICA (featuring more “intense” puppet sex, violence and all-around bad behavior than the wimpy R rated version), which is definitely not suitable for children … sorry kids, this kind of patriotism is for adults only!
Join your fellow fun-loving Americans as we put the “F” back in freedom by watching the cinematic exploits of America’s favorite anti-terrorist puppet commandos, Team America, and singing along to such classic tunes as “Freedom Isn’t Free,” “America, F**k Yeah,” “I’m So Ronery,” “Pearl Harbor Sucked And I Miss You,” and all the wonderfully nasty and heartwarming songs from the twisted minds of Parker and Stone. There’s no need to memorize all the songs before the show - the words will all be right there on the big screen. There’ll also be plenty of opportunities for audience participation, so start practicing your puppet dance moves now! Be a true patriot and sing along with sex-hungry, trigger happy, proudly American puppets at the AMERICA, F**K YEAH! THE TEAM AMERICA: WORLD POLICE SING-A-LONG AND CURSE-A-THON!
(Trey Parker and Matt Stone, 2004, 98 mins., Not Rated / but pretty gross)